84 Dudley St, West Melbourne VIC 3003 +61 (03) 9329 9850

ApocoWitch – Opening Friday 27th May

Just when you thought it was safe to sneeze in public, the APOCOWITCH takes
place! Not long from now, 2 evil Witches cast a spell that rids the world of all
human life, leaving only themselves and their love of Costco.

What these Witches don’t know is that 3 humans have survived their spell and are living underground.
These humans decide to fight back! They hunt down the witches to try and win
back their world. Trying to convince them with all that was great, music, movies,
Cher, the Witches aren’t wavering in their decision BUT one human finds a power
all their own that may just bring back their world and their lives!

Opening 27th May – Tickets on sale.

Tickets available via:
☎️ 03 9329 9850

Join us for a Spooktacular Valentine’s Day!

Love is in the air at the Witches Castle and you’re all invited to join us for a night of thrills, chills and most of all.. FUN! 🤣

All ‘Valentines Day package’ tickets include:
🍽 3 Course Dinner
🎶 2 Hr Cabaret Show
🥂 Glass of Bubbly each
🌹 Gift Rose each

🎫 Only $120 per couple

📅 Monday 14th FEB @ 7PM

General Admission & VIP tickets are also available.

Valentine’s Day tickets are available for our ‘Charlie’s Witches’ show on the 14th Feb @ 7PM.

Don’t miss out and BOOK NOW for a unique dining experience for you and your betrothed!

Friday Night XMAS Promo – $79 Per Person

The Witches are back and ready to entertain you, Melbourne! 🧙‍♀️🏰

We’ve missed all of our wonderful witches and warlocks and to celebrate the end of lockdown we are offering a Wicked Friday night special for only $79 per person.

Enjoy a 3 course meal accompanied by our famous comedy cabaret show and dance the night away at our disco.

This offer is valid for November & December 2021.

If you haven’t booked your Xmas party than look no further we have tickets available – Don’t forget to ask about our wicked packages and drink deals!

Don’t miss out and BOOK NOW for a unique dining experience sure to impress!

See you all at Melbourne’s best theatre restaurant, Witches in Britches!





  • Office Hours
    Mon - Thur | 10AM - 3PM
  • Fri - Sat | 10AM - 5PM

  • Theatre Hours
    Fri & Sat | 6:30PM - 1AM




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